Sunday, July 13, 2008
Cristiano Ronaldo's and Sepp Blatter's loony-tunes duet
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Another mad solo from Sepp Blatter would have been bad enough but before last week was over we had to endure a loony-tunes duet as Cristiano Ronaldo decided to harmonise with the Fifa president on the theme of the enslavement of today’s multi-millionaire footballers. The first thought evoked by their words was that with so much rubbish in their heads they should be wearing dustbin lids as hats. Yet if the views themselves cannot be taken seriously (Blatter claimed that “in football there’s too much modern slavery” and Ronaldo enthusiastically concurred), the fact that they were expressed by two such disparate but prominent figures in the game, the 72-year-old who is its supreme legislator and a 23-year-old who is its most coveted player, is sadly significant. It gives us a further depressing, though scarcely necessary, warning of how soon the world’s most popular sport may, at the highest professional levels, be stripped of anything resembling reasonable principles for conducting business and left with nothing in their place but an egotists’ charter.
Blatter and Ronaldo were brought together by coinciding self-interest. As the importance of international football is increasingly besieged by the swelling power of Europe’s wealthiest clubs, the leader of the global governing body seldom neglects an opportunity to inflict embarrassment, or worse, on those he sees as menacing his status. There might be more sympathy for his resistance to the rampant growth of club influence, and especially to the hubristic presumptuousness of the Premier League, if his presidency weren’t so difficult to associate with integrity, and his insatiable urge to spout propaganda didn’t produce quite as many indefensible utterances. He shouldn’t draw comfort from the endorsement of Ronaldo, whose justification for considering himself a slave is the reluctance of Manchester United to let him walk out on a freely entered contract that is reported to pay him £120,000 per week and is still four years from expiry.
Gratitude for the brilliance with which Ronaldo has enriched English football has been inexorably eroded by the preening vanity and scorn for all who embraced and nurtured him at Old Trafford that have marked his determined efforts to decamp to Real Madrid. He is at present on crutches as the result of ankle surgery but is still doing a bit of metaphorical foot-stamping in a tiresome impersonation of a playground tantrum. Even among the staunchest United supporters – the tens of thousands who were thrilled to the point of worship by the dazzling skills and torrent of goals that contributed so spectacularly to their team’s recent triumphs – his protracted and intolerably boring courtship dance with Ramon Calderon, the Spanish champions’ president, has created substantial pockets of resentful disillusionment. Many fans have naturally concluded that, after all the dismissive declarations he has made, he could never again be fully committed to their cause and in their bitterness they are ready to envisage a Manchester landscape without the twin towers of his talent and his selfishness. They wouldn’t weep if Sir Alex Ferguson eventually had to measure Ronaldo’s value in money.
United’s problem is, of course, merely the most widely discussed case in an epidemic of threatened departures afflicting the top clubs in the Premier League. Suddenly, for this country’s football public, the uplifting experience of Euro 2008 has been supplanted by a familiarly dispiriting swirl of player agitation providing the usual evidence of greed and blinkered, self-serving attitudes. Emmanuel Adebayor and Alexan-der Hleb are sourly intent on leaving Arsenal and Frank Lampard, notwithstanding his relentless badge-kissing affirmations of loyalty to Chelsea, is convinced that at 30 he is entitled to feel insulted by the offer of a four-year contract at £140,000 a week. His failure to secure a five-year deal at his nominated figure is seemingly pushing him towards a reunion with his persistent eulogiser, Jose Mourinho, at Internazionale in Milan. Haggling over details of monstrous earning packages has never endeared footballers to the citizen-ry and these are hardly times to encourage extra tolerance of such a provocative disconnection from everyday realities. But at least Lampard was in no danger of identifying with the rantings of Sepp Blatter.
It took a player as captivated by himself as Ronaldo to do that. But there are plenty of others with a penchant for recognising only what suits them in a contract, for persuading themselves that, when richer pickings are available elsewhere, a sense of obligation is for simpletons and formal agreements are there to be broken. Now the egregious Blatter (who not long ago was demanding respect for player-club contracts) has contrived to give such anarchy his stamp of approval. Fortunately his reputation for buffoonery invalidated his comments as soon they were delivered but they were grossly offensive nevertheless.
Some of his critics were probably excessively eager to relate his remarks to hell-ships crammed with human cargo or slavemasters working their purchases to death. No doubt Blatter should have been sensitive to the deepest resonances of talk about slavery but such terrible images weren’t needed to expose the grotesquerie of his language. All that was required was recollection of the conditions that prevailed in English football less than 50 years ago in the era of the maximum wage (£20 a week as late as 1960), the vicious retain-and-transfer system and the club houses from which families of discarded players could be evicted at a fortnight’s notice. In those days footballers were held, if not in slavery, then certainly in something close to feudal serfdom.No-body would suggest that anyone in modern football should be remotely influenced by such distant history. But if Blatter and Ronaldo acquainted themselves with it they would surely keep their fantasising in check - and might even doff their dustbin lids.
Rugby media mauled
WHEN Judge Jeff Blackett, the RFU’s disciplinary officer, delivered the results of his investigation into England’s recent controversy-scarred tour of New Zealand the criticism of player indiscipline was mild as a spray from a water pistol while the reporters covering the action on and (more interestingly) off the field were subjected to a broadside of condemnation. “Irresponsible reporting has done more to damage the image of England rugby than any actual events,” said the judge. How would he have reacted if the rugby men had been exposed to the monitoring scrutiny of the journalistic rottweilers who traditionally close as a pack on the England football squad in foreign parts? Death sentences on the spot, perhaps.
Absence of Woods puts shadow over Open
FOR MORE than a decade Tiger Woods has been casting a long and chilling shadow across his competitors in professional golf, and it has proved particularly unnerving in the four major championships, but as testimony to his uniqueness in the modern game nothing has been more remarkable than the extent to which his absence from this week’s Open is pervading the thoughts of so many of the players who will begin the battle for the Claret Jug at Royal Birkdale on Thursday.
Some even believe the knee surgery that has kept him at home in America is having a disfiguring effect on the great championship itself. They fear the 2008 staging will be regarded as an asterisk Open, with next Sunday’s winner obliged to accept that the public will put an imaginary symbol alongside the recording of his triumph to remind them that he did not have to beat the man who is by far the best golfer now playing and probably the most gifted who ever played.
Ernie Els takes the view that victory this year is likely to be haunted by questions about what would have occurred if Woods had been on the fairways but, as the champion of 2002 (at Muirfield), the big South African can afford to be more relaxed in making such assessments than men who have never won the prize. Phil Mickelson is the most celebrated among this throng and, not surprisingly, he has been arguing that one man’s absence cannot detract from the validity of a major. Of course, it could be said that the historical verities of golf, the creed that the game is always bigger than any individual, support his case.
But it so happens that Tiger Woods’s talent has been the crucial historical verity of golf since the day he turned professional and when he is missing from a field the sense of diminishment is inescapable. Nobody teeing off at Royal Birkdale can hope to be spared ghostly comparisons. That’s just how it is when a genius bestrides a sporting age.
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Blatter and Ronaldo were brought together by coinciding self-interest. As the importance of international football is increasingly besieged by the swelling power of Europe’s wealthiest clubs, the leader of the global governing body seldom neglects an opportunity to inflict embarrassment, or worse, on those he sees as menacing his status. There might be more sympathy for his resistance to the rampant growth of club influence, and especially to the hubristic presumptuousness of the Premier League, if his presidency weren’t so difficult to associate with integrity, and his insatiable urge to spout propaganda didn’t produce quite as many indefensible utterances. He shouldn’t draw comfort from the endorsement of Ronaldo, whose justification for considering himself a slave is the reluctance of Manchester United to let him walk out on a freely entered contract that is reported to pay him £120,000 per week and is still four years from expiry.
Gratitude for the brilliance with which Ronaldo has enriched English football has been inexorably eroded by the preening vanity and scorn for all who embraced and nurtured him at Old Trafford that have marked his determined efforts to decamp to Real Madrid. He is at present on crutches as the result of ankle surgery but is still doing a bit of metaphorical foot-stamping in a tiresome impersonation of a playground tantrum. Even among the staunchest United supporters – the tens of thousands who were thrilled to the point of worship by the dazzling skills and torrent of goals that contributed so spectacularly to their team’s recent triumphs – his protracted and intolerably boring courtship dance with Ramon Calderon, the Spanish champions’ president, has created substantial pockets of resentful disillusionment. Many fans have naturally concluded that, after all the dismissive declarations he has made, he could never again be fully committed to their cause and in their bitterness they are ready to envisage a Manchester landscape without the twin towers of his talent and his selfishness. They wouldn’t weep if Sir Alex Ferguson eventually had to measure Ronaldo’s value in money.
United’s problem is, of course, merely the most widely discussed case in an epidemic of threatened departures afflicting the top clubs in the Premier League. Suddenly, for this country’s football public, the uplifting experience of Euro 2008 has been supplanted by a familiarly dispiriting swirl of player agitation providing the usual evidence of greed and blinkered, self-serving attitudes. Emmanuel Adebayor and Alexan-der Hleb are sourly intent on leaving Arsenal and Frank Lampard, notwithstanding his relentless badge-kissing affirmations of loyalty to Chelsea, is convinced that at 30 he is entitled to feel insulted by the offer of a four-year contract at £140,000 a week. His failure to secure a five-year deal at his nominated figure is seemingly pushing him towards a reunion with his persistent eulogiser, Jose Mourinho, at Internazionale in Milan. Haggling over details of monstrous earning packages has never endeared footballers to the citizen-ry and these are hardly times to encourage extra tolerance of such a provocative disconnection from everyday realities. But at least Lampard was in no danger of identifying with the rantings of Sepp Blatter.
It took a player as captivated by himself as Ronaldo to do that. But there are plenty of others with a penchant for recognising only what suits them in a contract, for persuading themselves that, when richer pickings are available elsewhere, a sense of obligation is for simpletons and formal agreements are there to be broken. Now the egregious Blatter (who not long ago was demanding respect for player-club contracts) has contrived to give such anarchy his stamp of approval. Fortunately his reputation for buffoonery invalidated his comments as soon they were delivered but they were grossly offensive nevertheless.
Some of his critics were probably excessively eager to relate his remarks to hell-ships crammed with human cargo or slavemasters working their purchases to death. No doubt Blatter should have been sensitive to the deepest resonances of talk about slavery but such terrible images weren’t needed to expose the grotesquerie of his language. All that was required was recollection of the conditions that prevailed in English football less than 50 years ago in the era of the maximum wage (£20 a week as late as 1960), the vicious retain-and-transfer system and the club houses from which families of discarded players could be evicted at a fortnight’s notice. In those days footballers were held, if not in slavery, then certainly in something close to feudal serfdom.No-body would suggest that anyone in modern football should be remotely influenced by such distant history. But if Blatter and Ronaldo acquainted themselves with it they would surely keep their fantasising in check - and might even doff their dustbin lids.
Rugby media mauled
WHEN Judge Jeff Blackett, the RFU’s disciplinary officer, delivered the results of his investigation into England’s recent controversy-scarred tour of New Zealand the criticism of player indiscipline was mild as a spray from a water pistol while the reporters covering the action on and (more interestingly) off the field were subjected to a broadside of condemnation. “Irresponsible reporting has done more to damage the image of England rugby than any actual events,” said the judge. How would he have reacted if the rugby men had been exposed to the monitoring scrutiny of the journalistic rottweilers who traditionally close as a pack on the England football squad in foreign parts? Death sentences on the spot, perhaps.
Absence of Woods puts shadow over Open
FOR MORE than a decade Tiger Woods has been casting a long and chilling shadow across his competitors in professional golf, and it has proved particularly unnerving in the four major championships, but as testimony to his uniqueness in the modern game nothing has been more remarkable than the extent to which his absence from this week’s Open is pervading the thoughts of so many of the players who will begin the battle for the Claret Jug at Royal Birkdale on Thursday.
Some even believe the knee surgery that has kept him at home in America is having a disfiguring effect on the great championship itself. They fear the 2008 staging will be regarded as an asterisk Open, with next Sunday’s winner obliged to accept that the public will put an imaginary symbol alongside the recording of his triumph to remind them that he did not have to beat the man who is by far the best golfer now playing and probably the most gifted who ever played.
Ernie Els takes the view that victory this year is likely to be haunted by questions about what would have occurred if Woods had been on the fairways but, as the champion of 2002 (at Muirfield), the big South African can afford to be more relaxed in making such assessments than men who have never won the prize. Phil Mickelson is the most celebrated among this throng and, not surprisingly, he has been arguing that one man’s absence cannot detract from the validity of a major. Of course, it could be said that the historical verities of golf, the creed that the game is always bigger than any individual, support his case.
But it so happens that Tiger Woods’s talent has been the crucial historical verity of golf since the day he turned professional and when he is missing from a field the sense of diminishment is inescapable. Nobody teeing off at Royal Birkdale can hope to be spared ghostly comparisons. That’s just how it is when a genius bestrides a sporting age.
Ronaldo to miss season opener
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Manchester United look set to be without Cristiano Ronaldo for the start of the new Premier League campaign, but the club insist it will not be because he is being sold to Real Madrid.
The Portuguese winger is set to undergo ankle surgery next week, which will keep him sidelined for up to six weeks.
The United superstar visited a specialist in the week and, with the backing of the Old Trafford medical team and the Portuguese Football Federation, will go under the knife sometime next week.
The news came on the day the Red Devils rubbished fresh reports from Spain that the 23-year-old will sign for Real, the latest claiming he will move within a matter of days.
But a club spokesman said: "It is utter nonsense and totally laughable. Cristiano Ronaldo is not for sale."
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